Ahh, China.  Such a wonderful free country in which the Government governs for the benefit of it’s people no it’s own personal gain… They make the tough decisions that other Country’s can’t (read: Won’t) make and they’re not afraid of the repercussions of their actions.  GOOD on China!  Way to stand up for your ground!  Keep killing those babies to keep your population down.  You Are Awesome, CHINA!

Anyway… This is why the Chinese government is not afraid of this Typhoon… In fact, the Chinese government used their advanced technology to create this Typhoon and attract it to China.  The reason for this?  Well I said it before!

POPULATION CONTROL!  Yes, yes, China is urging people to send their children to the shore line so they will be swept away into the Typhoon.  This will be seen as an act of honor and allegiance to China and you will be granted a 1 day pass on an unrestricted Internet!

China, you astound me… I love you, China.